A Love Letter to Morbid
The Morbid Podcast: A True Crime Cozy Sesh (With a Side of Sarcasm)
If you haven’t yet wandered into the world of Morbid: A True Crime Podcast, allow me to set the scene. Imagine you’re hanging out in your favorite oversized hoodie, sipping coffee with two of your closest friends who just so happen to be obsessed with serial killers, weird history, haunted places, and the bizarrely grotesque. That’s exactly what it feels like listening to Alaina and Ash—two women who somehow make murder both informative and strangely comforting.
The Hosts: Queens of Creepy Comfort
Alaina, an autopsy technician, brings a professional, research-driven edge, while Ash, a hairstylist turned full-time podcast queen, throws in the relatable reactions and hilarious one-liners. Together, they have that magical “yin and yang” chemistry. Alaina lays out the facts like a seasoned detective, while Ash reacts like the rest of us would: “Wait—WHAT?!” or “Absolutely not, I’m scared.”
And trust me, their banter is top tier. One second they’re diving into the gruesome details of the Hinterkaifeck murders, and the next, they’re roasting the killer’s audacity with a level of sass you didn’t know you needed. The way they seamlessly shift from serious commentary to laugh-out-loud moments is what makes Morbid so addictive.
The Cases: Deep Dives with a Dash of WTF
Let’s talk about the storytelling. These aren’t your average Wikipedia rehashes. The duo digs deep. Whether it’s an obscure historical murder, a famous serial killer, or a haunted asylum in the middle of nowhere, they bring the details. They’re not just reading facts—they’re telling stories. And every time, you feel like you’re right there with them, reacting in real-time.
Take their episode on the Tylenol Murders, for example. It’s equal parts investigative reporting, conspiracy theory spiraling, and Ash wondering aloud how anyone trusted over-the-counter medicine again. Or their deep dive into the Boston Strangler (which hits extra hard, considering their New England roots). You can tell they care—not just about the content, but the victims, the context, and the culture around each case.
Tone: Respectful, But Real
Here’s the thing: Morbid doesn’t sugarcoat. The podcast honors victims without ever glamorizing the perpetrators. That’s a hard line to walk, and they do it gracefully. Sure, they’ll crack a joke about a killer’s mullet or how unbelievably dumb a criminal’s alibi was, but when it’s time to reflect on the tragedy, they show up with empathy and genuine care. You can tell their hearts are in the right place.
This balance of dark humor and respect is what sets Morbid apart. It’s not stiff or overly polished like some true crime pods—but it’s not flippant, either. It’s conversational. Human. And in a genre that can easily tip into either dry academic lecture or exploitative tabloid territory, that middle ground is gold.
Aesthetic Vibes: Moody & Spooky, But Chill
You won’t find makeup tutorials here like with Bailey Sarian, but what you will find is an effortlessly spooky vibe that’s perfect for late-night listening. The intro music alone gives you the chills in the best way. It’s the podcast equivalent of lighting a candle, drawing the curtains, and settling in for a stormy night of storytelling.
Whether you’re into unsolved mysteries, macabre folklore, or straight-up serial killer deep dives, Morbid curates a mix that keeps things fresh. You never know if you’re about to hear about a haunted forest in Romania or a lesser-known American killer from the ’70s. And the random spooky tangents? We live for those.
Where to Listen: Your Couch, Your Commute, Your Haunted Victorian Mansion
Honestly, Morbid fits anywhere. It’s perfect background noise for a solo road trip, cleaning your apartment, or diving under your weighted blanket while pretending ghosts aren’t real (they definitely are, btw). Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all the usual platforms, it’s a solid companion wherever you roam.
What Could Be Better?
Let’s be fair—no podcast is perfect. If you’re brand new to the show, the banter might take some getting used to. Some episodes include a good chunk of off-topic chatter before diving into the case. It’s endearing once you know the hosts, but if you’re strictly here for the crime, it might be a bit much at first. (Pro tip: There’s a handy fast-forward button.)
Also, their earlier episodes are rougher in sound quality—totally expected for indie beginnings, but still worth noting if you’re binging from episode one. Luckily, the glow-up is real, and the current episodes are polished, crisp, and clearly produced with love (and probably a better mic setup).
Why You Should Be Listening
If you’re someone who loves true crime but wants to feel seen, entertained, and a little less like you’re watching a cold forensic documentary, Morbid is your go-to. It’s like sitting in on a late-night convo with your two best friends who are really into murder, ghosts, and making fun of dumb criminals. You’ll laugh, you’ll shiver, and you might even learn something new.
The mix of real forensic knowledge from Alaina and the wide-eyed wonder (and horror) from Ash makes it feel like you’re experiencing the story right alongside them. And honestly? That’s what keeps you coming back. They’re not just reciting facts—they’re building a community, one creepy tale at a time.
Final Thoughts
Morbid isn’t just another true crime podcast—it’s a vibe. It’s cozy horror. It’s relatable terror. It’s laughing at absurd criminal antics and then sobering up when you remember the real human lives affected. It’s the perfect mix of spooky and sincere.
So whether you’re a seasoned murderino or just dipping your toe into the true crime world. Morbid is worth a listen. Grab a snack, turn down the lights, and press play. Don’t be surprised if you end up listening to five episodes in a row. Then google “unsolved New England murders” at 2 a.m.
You’ve been warned. Stay spooky.